Giving free requests for people

I usually don't mind most requests, though,  I  prefer to not draw furries, mechas, and complex cluttered things. 

I am completely doing this out of my own kindness and free-time.

I will NOT force you to thank me, enjoy the drawing, or even have manners, BUT I DO HIGHLY RECOMMEND A REASONABLE ATTITUDE AND DECENT AMOUNT OF RESPECT.

I may or may not respond because I am a lazybutt, but I may respond in a year later because I feel bad.

I will not judge you in a way that is negative towards our socialization, unless you /PROVOKE/ it, but I'm actually quite open and chill, so come at me, bro.

I have no idea how long these free requests will be open, as I both work and go to school.  Please be patient.

You must /AGREE/ to be patient, actually.

Link me a ref or description.